If I could give this company 0 stars I would.

Ordered 2 parasols from Aldi. They were ‘apparently’ split at the depot. I was given a 2 hour window and the delivery never arrived. I have a ring doorbell and so I can see anything and anyone who arrives at my home.

The next day I am given another 2 hour delivery time. This time ONE parasol turns up. The other to arrive on a separate delivery.

I am still to receive the other parasol. It has been 8 weeks!

Legend has it that to this day my parasol is still being driven around as a close friend and confidant for the drivers who never arrive at port.

I think TP should look into these rather glowing 5 star reviews. Most odd. Most truly odd. As Sherlock once said “Elementary my dear Watson” haha.