Class Charts Arvostelua 

The app "ClassCharts" has garnered criticism for its overwhelming interface and confusing navigation, which can leave users feeling disoriented. Upon downloading the app, one user experienced such dizziness that they fainted, only to awaken in a surreal classroom setting. Surrounded by classmates, including a neighbor named Pete who neglected his assignments, the situation escalated dramatically when Pete's failure resulted in a catastrophic explosion, leaving chaos in its wake. As the story unfolds, the entire school succumbs to a series of bizarre and tragic events, leading to their ultimate demise. However, amidst the turmoil, one individual rises above the chaos, becoming the forgotten god of the educational realm. This figure not only survives but also creates SPARX MATH, a revolutionary platform that reimagines ClassCharts, offering a more effective and engaging approach to learning.

When the school told me to download Class Charts, I assumed it was harmless—a neat little app for tracking homework and detentions. But the moment my thumb tapped “Install,” I unleashed something far older and far darker than educational technology. What I brought into my home was not a tool, but an ancient Sumerian curse disguised in code, a digital plague designed to punish humanity for daring to measure behavior in points.

The first signs were small. My crops shriveled overnight, their green leaves replaced with grey ash. Then the air thickened with a buzzing, diseased hum. Flies swarmed the house, locusts battered the windows, and the dog started chanting in a tongue that hasn’t been spoken for four thousand years.

But the curse did not stop with my fields. It demanded blood. My granda was the first—he checked my behavior report and instantly exploded, leaving only his hat floating gently to the ground. Then my uncle tapped “view seating plan,” and he too detonated like a firework over the garden. One by one, my family fell: cousins, aunties, even my little brother who only wanted to see if I had any positive points. Each explosion shook the earth, as if the curse was drawing power from their sacrifice.

Soon, a plague swept the village. Boils appeared on neighbors’ skin in the exact shape of the Class Charts logo. Those who resisted the app were struck with visions of winged bulls and cuneiform tablets glowing with fire. Teachers became high priests, assigning minus points as if they were ritual curses carved into clay. The school hallways filled with smoke, and the loudspeaker began to chant the name of forgotten gods.

I live now among ruins—no crops, no family, only the unholy hum of notifications. I see the curse for what it is: not Class Charts, but the rebirth of a Sumerian demon, rising through Wi-Fi to enslave us all. And my deepest regret is not just downloading the app, but believing for even one second that it was “for my own good.”

Class Charts is no tool. It is the plague of Ur reborn, and it will not stop until the last student has exploded.

So, I was walking to school one day and decided to check teams, but I couldn't log in to my account. It said that there wasn't an account with that email. I went to school, and that's when the headteacher came into an announcement ‘Hello everyone we will be switching from teams to class charts to increase productivity.’ I missed teams, I didn't mind the app, until period 1, some kid called Caleb started chanting in class, ‘BRING BACK TEAMS!’ The teacher didn't even seem to mind, he was just on his computer, but then a sound came out of his computer, it was the sound of a spring. No one knew what it meant until the teacher said, ‘you have lunch detention.’ It didn't affect the rest of us, in fact, we decided to troll him by knocking on the door that detention took place in. Fellow classmate Miles decided to peek through the window, but they didn't see Caleb. They saw a yellow figure, the students next to them warped into other figures, blue, green and purple. No one knew what was going on, until I realized, they turned into the figures in the class charts logo, then we realized, getting a negative result in sacrificing their soul, I quickly ran out and into my lesson just in time. The same can't be said for the 5 other students. The moment they heard the dreaded spring, they walked away, chanting class charts. Through the next week, our class got emptier and emptier, if you were a second late, SPRING, if you bumped into someone, it would be level 2 assault. Eventually it was only me left, I did nothing wrong, yet I heard the spring, the dreaded spring, but I didn't do anything, then I checked my phone, ‘missed homework’ But I did my homework, I checked when the homework was assigned, 1 minute ago, class Charts wanted no survivors, it was a trap, I uncontrollably started walking to the detention hall, all I could control was my arms, In a last resort, I got my phone out and uninstalled classcharts, I was free of this sick virus, but I had a mission, to destroy classcharts once and for all. I now live a quiet life, because classcharts know everything about me, and the more people that install the app means the more people hunting me down.

Don't install classcharts

Save Lives

-Aidan Lynch

Generally, put simply terrible - via various avenues, the use of language for negatives ( awarded a negative?) rather obtuse.
More importantly the psychology of the design is almost non educational.

Overall result : could do better

I am a pshe teacher and our school policy is that we have to use this function for every question we pose, we then have to pause and the pounce (as it select a student) using the app.

Rather than facilitating class discussion, it ruins it! I can’t believe I am supposed to use this app all the time. Whatever happened to teachers getting to know their students based on their individual learning needs. Instead we are using an app!!! Get rid of the thing now! It’s unsafe and there’s a BBC news article saying it has been hacked.

Really poor onboarding.
Can only see 1 of my children - second child doesn't work. Either school has provided the incorrect date or birth of my second child or the software has a bug. Maybe use a different unique reference.

Please add notifications for homework!! The app is okay but please add notifications when teachers add homework..

my school started to use this app.
i became sad
its too easy to punish kids instead of giving them merits for the good things.

DONT RECOMMEND

It was a sunny day and I was going to my personal doom also know as school to adults, I look at my class charts app and sees negatives on my account umm what the sigma…. I’m an ALPHA AND I DONT DESERVE THIS! DELETE THIS ALL NOW!! If you are a teacher and use this your not sigma and will never be an alpha male like us students 🐺

It was a perfect sunny day and I was looking forward to school, ready to roll, both backpack straps as tight as they could be with a bounce in my step. But it all changed when I walked through those glistening school gates and my tutor sat us down and gave us the heart-breaking news - teams is gone, class charts is here. Looking around, I examined my fellow pupils' expressions but they all seemed completely normal, the only difference was that their lips silently chanted the spelling of class charts. I felt like an alpha, superior to the others as I remained unaffected by this virtual pandemic. There seemed to be something suspicious in the air and I could feel the negativity pulsing through my veins. It was as if a spell had been put on the entire school and I was frightened, unsure what to do next. Summoning my masculine power, like Charles Murray would have wanted, I breathed in deeply and sauntered out of the classroom - I would not submit to this.
I ran all the way home, pushing through a crowd of people jogging - they too were affected, eyes glued to their screens as they gazed at the purple icon. It was as I turned onto my street that I began to feel the pull of the app's power. 'Oh no' I thought 'I hope it's not reached gran yet!'
I strutted to my front door, destroying it with one flick of my finger - thankfully my alphaness was more powerful than the class charts curse.
Around my kitchen table I spotted my family, seated around the table all eyes on me. Although they seemed to look at me, their pupils were burnt with the sinister shape of the colourful jumping children. In unison they chanted, so quickly the only word I could make out was "LEAVE" I reached forward, spying the glowing phone in the middle of the table, but before I could turn it off, my gran began levitating and the phone shook violently. One after the other my family members floated up into the air and began swimming like tadpoles around the kitchen.
I was wrong to think I could save them for just a second later, their body's morphed and soon they each turned into one of the colourful jumping children from the class charts logo. Their chanting grew louder and all I could do was watch as my own family were destroyed by class charts.
I am now homeless and will discard my phone after spreading this awareness in fear it will continue to haunt me. Sometimes I still hear the faint voices of chanting so now I wear a tinfoil hat to block out the signals.
DONT LET YOUR BRAIN BE CONTROLLED BY CLASS CHARTS. WEAR YOUR FOIL HATS.
Save yourself while you still can...

ClassCharts is so easy to use for punishments, that it makes teachers use it too much and rely on it. If you’re a teacher, then fyi ClassCharts makes you demonic

Great for keeping up on what homework my child has.
Rubbish for behavior upkeep as teachers generally forget to update this app daily

this website is abysmal, horrible and down right unfair the only way to make it better is to shut it down!

It prevents teachers taking accountability for their actions. No English homework set for a whole term so they blame the app instead of their own actions. Schools say they want children to engage more without technology yet invest in apps...total contradition. App doesn't load homework on time so kids suffer.

As a teacher who uses ClassCharts daily, I find myself spending a significant amount of time navigating the platform. Unfortunately, there are a few pain points:

Seating Plans: The inability to clear seating plans is frustrating. Despite raising this issue multiple times, the response has been to “create a new room.” Consequently, our room list is now cluttered.
Random Name Generator: The random name generator occasionally selects absent students, even though ClassCharts is aware of their absence.
In summary, while ClassCharts offers useful features, these usability issues can be quite cumbersome. Hopefully, improvements will address these concerns in the future.