I read this carefully, because if it were real it's exactly the kind of experience we'd never want anyone to have. But here's the honest problem: we've gone through our whole system and we can't find you anywhere, no order, no email, no messages, nothing under this name or any detail in the review. And that's strange, because every genuine order with us has a number attached, tracking that we send out, and a real person on our end replying (that person is me).
If you truly bought from us, I want to make it right, genuinely, just reply with your order number and I'll personally pull it up and sort it today. But when a review this dramatic comes from an account whose only post is this one, and matches no customer we've ever had, I think most people reading can draw their own conclusion. We've shipped to a lot of happy customers and we're always one message away for anyone with a real issue. The offer stands: send me your order number and let's resolve it.
Anna, AP Island